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r/AbsoluteUnits
Lads that you’re in awe at the size of.
Don't launch hereSelf-promotion or “I made X” posts get removed or banned.
Can you post your project here?
There are no specific rules regarding self-promotion or sharing of side projects. The subreddit focuses on posting large animals, public figures, or items, following specific title formatting and content guidelines.
Before you post: Self-promotion or posts about side projects are not explicitly mentioned but would likely be removed as they don't fit the subreddit's topic of 'Absolute Units'.
The rules, in their words
- Title should be a continuation of "Absolute Units"
- Absolute Units Only: - **Only Absolute Units are allowed**. No normal units, [see definition here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/wiki/definition). - **Post absolute units, not actual units** Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed. - **No Photoshopped Units** Only real absolute units are allowed. No art, cartoon, edited or video game units.
- Animals, Public Figures, Food, Large Items: - **No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders** We're looking for animals mostly, but we also accept huge foods, statues and items. If you are submitting humans, only public figures are allowed and not only to showcase that they are fat - they must be also large in stature; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, or fat-shaming is allowed. Identify their name in the title. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden. Transphobic comments will result in a ban.
- NSFW is prohibited: - **No NSFW and NSFL content** This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes. - **Don't post pictures of private parts** Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't. - **Don't post pictures of shit** No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.
- Recent & Common Reposts: - Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed. - Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel has been reposted too often, outside of these guidelines.
- Follow the Reddiquette: - **No witch hunts**. - **Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles**. - **No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit**. See Rule 6. - **There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit**. - **Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed**. - **Toxic behavior of any kind is banned**. - **Follow the site-wide rules / general [Rediquette](https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/205926439-Reddiquette)**
- Hatred towards species/breeds: - **No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.** This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls. Now please kindly shut up about it.
- Post titles must start with the string "of ".: Post titles must start with the string "of ".
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